Father Mateo, But With A Gun

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"Isn't that... illegal?"

wryly "Don't know, is it?"

"You're a priest..."

"Yes, and I picked this up to protect myself from the 100% legal snake monsters that have been showing up since the incident, your point?"

I'm just being a doofus with my limited cards. No intention of min-maxing, every intention of hoping for goofy RP situations.

Someone has probably already done this, and if so, I'm sorry!

3 comments
Jan 20, 2020 bern1106 · 2 Surely the "Holy Meat Cleaver", in a bout of insanity. :)
Jan 20, 2020 NarkasisBroon · 10 God is, however, a little fuzzy on the subject of kneecaps
Jan 21, 2020 AquaDrehz · 200 How about Holy Bomb ! Dynamite them all, my lord !