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SemiSecretSquirrel · 127

In your opening hand, mulligan hard for Backpack and Schoffner's. In theory, this is what you could play on turn 1:

Geared Up = 1 less resources per asset played

Start with 5 resources

Item / Cost

Backpack- 0 (Dig for the other schoffners| +4 resources)

Schoffners- 1 (4 resources profit)| (8 total so far| overall total = 13 resources)

Schoffners-1

Bandages-1

Backpack- 0

Painkillers- 0

Smoking Pipe- 0

Thermos- 3

In theory you have 5 cards in your opening hand, +3 from backpack, and another +3 from the other backpack, for a total of 11 cards.

Dream Serum- 2

Camera-1

Pocket Multi Tool- 2

-OR-

SledgeHammer- 2

The cost to play all items, plus camera/multitool or sledgehammer = 11/10 resources

Enjoy playing half your deck on turn 1, cheers!

See ya space cowboy o/'

2 comments

Nov 09, 2023 Alienmen1 · 1

You can't play half of your deck anymore. Geared up was taboo'ed so that you can only play 5 items asset. So your deck isn't working

Nov 09, 2023 SemiSecretSquirrel · 127

Oh it still works, my friend. We don't play taboo :)